Why I Love… Chrisette Michele

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Why I Love… Chrisette Michele

I think I am in love with Chrisette Michele… to find out why she is one of the funniest people in the industry, click read more

Picture the scene – I am at work and it has been a very long day.  I login to Twitter to see what has been happening to find Ms. Michele mid rant… about…

Don’t Front Like You Ain’t Neva… Top 10.

#10 dont front like you aint neva use hair grease to moisturize yo lips!!!! yup!!! dont front1

#9 dont front like you aint neva used olive oil straight out the kitchen to oil yo feet! yeah, dont front!(that werks betta then body butta!

#8 dont front like you aint neva have to wash that nasty brown stuff off yo curling iron!!! EWH!!! gross… but dont front!!! u did it!

#7 dont front like you aint neva pick yo nose and then wipe wipe it on the side of yo car seat or under the table on ya jeans! dont front!

#6 celebrities: dont front like you aint neva steal one of them nice down pillows from a hotel cuz you know the label was payin for it!!!!

#5 celebrities: dont front like you aint neva wear somethin u brought from sax, leave the tag in and take it back after the red carpet! YUP!

#4 dont front like you aint neva tasted dirt or tree bark!!! at least once!!! dont front!!! stop it!

#3 dont front like you aint neva fart in front of yo boo!!! them silent one will kill a negro!!! DONT front!

#2 dont front like you just be bitin yo lips! you know you peelin off that nasty azz chap cuz you forgot yo lip gloss!GROSS! but dont front!

#1: DONT FRONT LIKE YOU AINT NEVA SECRETY BEND OVA OR LIFT UP YO ARMS TO SEE WHAT THE H#!%! SMELLS LIKE *!#%!!! DONT FRONT!!! OW!

This is why I love her… nearly fell off my chair in laughter!  The joke is… we’ve all done at least one of them! Don’t Front Like You Ain’t Never!!!!!! Awesome, you go girl!!!

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