Why I Love… Chrisette Michele
I think I am in love with Chrisette Michele… to find out why she is one of the funniest people in the industry, click read more
Picture the scene – I am at work and it has been a very long day. I login to Twitter to see what has been happening to find Ms. Michele mid rant… about…
Don’t Front Like You Ain’t Neva… Top 10.
#10 dont front like you aint neva use hair grease to moisturize yo lips!!!! yup!!! dont front1
#9 dont front like you aint neva used olive oil straight out the kitchen to oil yo feet! yeah, dont front!(that werks betta then body butta!
#8 dont front like you aint neva have to wash that nasty brown stuff off yo curling iron!!! EWH!!! gross… but dont front!!! u did it!
#7 dont front like you aint neva pick yo nose and then wipe wipe it on the side of yo car seat or under the table on ya jeans! dont front!
#6 celebrities: dont front like you aint neva steal one of them nice down pillows from a hotel cuz you know the label was payin for it!!!!
#5 celebrities: dont front like you aint neva wear somethin u brought from sax, leave the tag in and take it back after the red carpet! YUP!
#4 dont front like you aint neva tasted dirt or tree bark!!! at least once!!! dont front!!! stop it!
#3 dont front like you aint neva fart in front of yo boo!!! them silent one will kill a negro!!! DONT front!
#2 dont front like you just be bitin yo lips! you know you peelin off that nasty azz chap cuz you forgot yo lip gloss!GROSS! but dont front!
#1: DONT FRONT LIKE YOU AINT NEVA SECRETY BEND OVA OR LIFT UP YO ARMS TO SEE WHAT THE H#!%! SMELLS LIKE *!#%!!! DONT FRONT!!! OW!
This is why I love her… nearly fell off my chair in laughter! The joke is… we’ve all done at least one of them! Don’t Front Like You Ain’t Never!!!!!! Awesome, you go girl!!!